We think you’re probably well aware by now that we at Big Roast love parties, hog roasts, lamb roasts, barbeques, and of course travelling around the country, seeing our clients and helping their bash go off without a hitch. The only slight emotional problem we’ve had is finding an outlet for our passion– until now. We thought we’d try our hand at some hog roast London poetry, and of course share it with you, beloved reader. We hope you enjoy!
How easy is it to sit back and relax,
Only a few days to go until your summer party?
Guests to please and food to think about,
Running around doing last minute chores.
Of course, the munch is sorted,
As easy as pie, with Hog roast London.
Succulent piggy with bread rolls to boot,
Topped off with apple sauce which will make every mouth water.
Lucky for your friends and family,
Only a phone call to us will make their own party easy.
Nothing to worry about,
Dozens of our dos have gone without a hitch.
Our forte is doing the hard work so you don’t have to.
Nom, nom, nom, munch munch munch…that’s all you’ll hear all evening.
If you have any questions about our products or our services, or would like to share some of your own poetry with us, please do get in touch and send us what you have. We always love to hear from you!